The natural selection theory which I am a fervent supporter, follower and a fan on Facebook, says inter alia that there is a species that have puñadísimo disappeared off the face of the earth due to its irrelevance to adapt to the environment . Similarly, many other have flourished, you hear an Amen for his future. The same applies to the stuff they have often tried to sneak as innovative, practical and modern (that of the XXI century silver was very fashionable in the 90), but even despite our amazing ability to be deceived by frustrated clerks in department stores, ceased to exist and were forgotten among the deepest of shame. These are just some of them:
· The Mini CD with 3 plates. Twelfth Night comes, is still 4 in the morning and your wiener and more masturbation can not stand to lose the time to open presents. Read books that you sent in school 3 years ago (still not bajoca ! , L'Inferno marta and other great titles), you turn in bed and finally reaches the desired time that you go the room, carry off with paper and cardboard for the Sega Saturn did not meet you asked so specifically, but a huge silver plastiquete cube that you can barely get into your room and you can not but hear the records you pay your father (grand strategy to look young parental listening Supertramp). While two of the three dishes will never be filled, plastic tray weaker world broke after a few months.
· The attempts to make the children eat cold cuts. paradigmatic examples already in your head, there are two: Popeye chopped (as this but Popeye), which always gave me a bit of disgust, taking into account that waste is made of meat, different types grouped Pig parts for us to eat the happy face of our favorite character?. About Lunchables, I guess they thought that the success of Lego could promote a snack that ended up being 3 or 4 cookies and a piece of cheese the price of 2 cupcakes Bony.
· The tipp-ex tape. While their counterparts in brush and pen decorated the tables, walls and nails of an entire generation (and unfortunately still do), buy correction tape was a mistake I made again and again. It seemed so modern, practical and clean! Seeing the clear blue plastic bug full gear behind the counter of stationery, we would never imagine having to spend 2 or 3 times for it to work, to cover as many words on a centimeter larger than and many more covering the piggy that had been written on top.
· Toys and many others. are all that are and are not all they are: Karate Fighters, where we moved wildly and without meaning or strategy, some form of a lever with a dragon's head for a given tipitos kicks causing terrible noises, skateboards NO IBAN SIDE AIR and let us indurainescos twins, the film of the Spice Girls, the Fistros (bocabits renamed) and the corresponding chiquitazos, PC Soccer, Camygol (one huge endless polo ball milling), Digimon Tamagotchi, the metal pogs, THE DAMNED CONSOLES who claimed 999999 GAMES BUT WAS ONLY THE TETRIS ...
nostalgia I entered writing this article, is that although many of us learned what was hate these shits, so many inventions extinct deserve to be preserved, especially considering things that win today. Coming a review of the things I miss the nineties. A hug, boys and burly men who finjáis be women on the Internet.
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