Cute Gardening Tools For Ladies

When you throw yourself waking up one week only at home with the only company of your hangover, lots of dirty underwear on the floor that are attached to the wheels of your computer chair and pockets pants full of shit sites flyers to those who never thought to go (despite what you say to the public relations shaved, dyed, tattooed on duty), you learn to love your mother. Not because I do everything that needs to be done in a dysfunctional home like yours, but only by the fact that you remember from a long list of tasks in which they had never thought such as:

· Exit to buy food. When you wake up at four you get hungry at six, if you're lucky, still wearing the clothes of the previous day. If not and you have balls, you'll end up going with a pair of sandals Ballantines propaganda, a robe or sweatshirt huge (for under breeches wearing panties) and a hair becomes transparent paper consumption / mercadona nearest buy food, in that order of priority:

1. Bread to make sandwiches with whatever you have in the fridge, or tortillas, or at least toast and pour oil and salt.

2. Coca cola, juices, and other things that do not require more preparation to open a cap and swallow.

3. Croissant, potatoes and white branded goods that will kill the hungry while you get the sandwich with the bread in step 1. • Save

things after use. No you're thinking how lucky you are to have hair dryer, iron, towels, condoms (well, by having it you're not so lucky), food, alcoholic drinks, Orange bills, CDs, old vinyl and cool, old photos and melancholy and blablabla until all this and more is lying on the floor in your room, you are treading on what you click and just Yéndote to sleep in another room so as not to have to fix this fucking mess.

• Give food to the animals. Although the canaries are in a room where ever you go in, and only them, loving mother, the impoverishment of bird seed also need some time to time. In addition, the cat will not stop meowing, ambush you when you walk down the aisle barefoot and start biting the foot can be a clear sign that does not fit I think, do not fix squeezing his ass with the heel. As for cleaning, is something that is best avoided if the absence of ma not going to be very long, and if they will be caught confess to God.

· Details less like picking up the phone, put things back in the refrigerator (warm drinking Coke is terrible), put the towels to dry things off before you leave home, have money to buy food and drink, charging mobile phones (hahaha), have clean tissues, having someone tell me I smell bad and I shower and so on.

I'm also cold, and lack of medical adviser taringa resorted to in order to rid sore throat and ended up vomiting. And that they were independent and was thinking about everything, and this year looks like I will have plenty of gigs. However, I will spend the damn money and pulling me tattooing driver's license to go to party and, eventually, a pine stick. compis goodnight.