Wednesday, October 28, 2009

Popcorn And Gastritis

Valencia All Stars

Sometimes in my blog I talk about people who do not know, normal people, with a status means (sometimes even higher) and of course, will never achieve what Unamuno baptized life as fame. However, the city that most of my readers will live or kick often swarming a cast of wacky characters, victims of the crisis, Obama and condoms 2euro of Squire. People who, despite not having any money to Steinburg, will be remembered even years after his death. Anonymous, hairy and strange, they are the Valencia All Stars Homeless.
1. The heavy with cap del Carmen. Omnipresent and bearded, a glass of Jesus Christ of empty Coca-Cola is known throughout the world has been more than 5 minutes in Valencia. Approaches you with a glass in hand and repeat a former oath, something like good night hello please look at but would have no one comes out five centimitos please charity. Shake your paper cup and get a few coins. I mean that receives them, because if you give him nothing curse with insults and Zape Zipi own than anything else in plan will jerk! We must see that little shame!, and so on. It's annoying because it asks too much, really is impossible not to cross on a fucking night.
2. The dog albino rastudo Plaza Spain. This is to buenrroller , will have twenties and rather than look for a gigs or at least sell their beers as they do colleagues combed Diverdrak sitting in front of a piece of cardboard that reads We Hunger. have mimicked their peers from across the Mercadona the complement of the Neapolitan Pink small tray, each at a premium in the sector. Your dog is beautiful. But then I see him around holidays, so so poor that it is safe!
3. The woman in front of Burger King's Hall. This woman has charisma, unlike the other two mentioned above, because of his silence and abstraction, may be asking both the City and in the 5th Avenue. It has an incredible stamina to throw a thousand hours of standing in front of Burger King (perhaps is doped to consum energy drink) until someone comes very very good (on one occasion, I went) and buys a menu of three euros.
4. The penitent Moratín street. This has been added by popular demand, God forbid by habérseme forgotten. It's a turkey that is kneeling next to a traffic signal facing what could be the Mecca or the Post Office building, often with a carton of sangria to the side and hands raised in prayer. Pray, pray, my friend, that the rock is going to buy shit popland sure is very supportive.
fuck oscar, you Nazi.

Tuesday, October 20, 2009

Sixtyforce Pokemon Snap Problems

Homeless Tattoos pakis not no party


many years ago, in some remote island where malnourished children now make mobile vans and shit that make our society so great, a couple of Indians came to the conclusion that members of the body play betting so common at that time ceased to be productive when you had no legs to ride a horse or arms to throw dice, so I would do something equally absurd and with a load of repentance similar: the body would be marked with permanent ink.
Centuries later, sailors tol of the world decided to import this nonsense to Western culture, and so as today we see all these pigments dearly embedded in the skin of people of all ages (between 15 and 20) on the subway, concerts and piccadilly. People who know this is usually split by the drawing style. But I know with certainty that tattoos should be divided as follows:
· Those who see in the subway. carried proudly by Ecuadorians and people who lived through the military as a trip to Talayuelas are small, green after time and the sun has (incredibly) worsened the irregular black line that ran through your arm as recurring motifs like a sword, the name of the company when they turn nineteen in Algeciras / Chihuahua or even the name of your girlfriend of that time. This stick .
· Those who carry Bakal. If you want to get a tattoo and someone says NO, NOBODY IN THE FUTURE CONTRACTS; not listen to them. In the future, the butcher, the plumber, the reformer, the reviewer of the metro, the police and (God forbid) your doctor will significantly arms full of stars hollow and if you saved enough pollen and Farla, even your fucking name in Gothic letters.
· The women wear. Small but not yet worn, they are hidden somewhere in your body will start to teach at the time having the tattoo done (probably before him, had never shown the back). Hadas sitting on the moon, clef, musical scores, lizards ... A world of monochrome bumper eternal!
· The people carrying the stick. Huge, colorful, pretty, and probably as meaningless as the previous one. Robots , sugar skulls, tents, anchors, hourglasses, swallows, virgins and other symbols that are absurd if you know nothing about tattoos fill the bodies of the buck you expect (hope) not repent of what we did when we listened to music violent than in our youth (of course the kid who has Famous F in the pelvis, will).
And all this sarcasm is hypocritical that tomorrow I start the requiem for my father, my armpits will bleed a lot and my wallet more. A hug plastic and ink sweating, fellas.

Friday, October 2, 2009

How Much To Get Rims Chromed




There was a day to buy a can of coca-cola to go to School always had to enter the nearest kiosk crowded with children on duty, whose owner had always having a terrible nickname would last generations. Although these kiosks are subsisting on Trolli candy (how many times have we been late to class wanting to select each and every one of our 20 gums), the proliferation of vending machines shit was a blow to the business. Chocolates, condoms (kept cold by the side of a maxibon), soft drinks, rosquilletas ... everything seemed to be purchased from these machines, but with all that no, there was a group that knew how to profit: the Pakistanis.
The customs men in the middle of grating petadas shirts and displayed in the underground lines are quite bizarre and embarrassing: I swear to God if you sit next to one you puts his arm from behind, if you are looking ahead smiling or even throw you kisses in the air. Therefore, I have completed or that all gay pakis have fled fundamentalism and microchips of his beloved republic, or is a new and inviting way to provide beer.
However, what is most curious of these people is that they are the closest thing to aasimovianos robots there, in huge cities like London, play the most important to which human beings can aspire: the McDonald's deal , brooms, newspapers and stores beer. Any job that calls into question human dignity shall be valid for these men, whose genetic code seems to deny the possibility of rebellion or class consciousness.
And yet, they are good people, of the few immigrant groups whose muchachada young pandas does chung, anything welcome. Intelligence is not measured by skin color, intelligence is measured by the mind. In addition, you frrrría beer sold in the square of the Virgin at any time of day and in the wadis even kebabs. Flip. embrace non-racialism. JAJAJA