Monday, June 29, 2009

Gluing Mylar To Mylar

Where in the world is Oscar Sandiego? Lumpen generation

past couple of weeks I've left the blog alone which new parent leaving their baby in a car in the sun in August. However, blogs do not die of sunstroke as easily as human puppies, so I come to excuse (not to serve as a justification to continue this rate of timely updates) today, Monday 29 June.
In the last two weeks I've been to concerts in Barcelona a couple times (New Found Glory, No Use For A Name), which have been too hard on girls and I went up and sang with Tony Sly. The time I have been in my house I parted from cuks to play Diablo II (romantic game where they exist) and touch the eggs. I've also been on the bike (which I learned to do recently) out there for Alginet and so on. Enjoying veranu, passed the subjects who had and shit. I also had a creative slump for the mini I have not written anything here, but I have several ideas that are sure make you laugh. is simply that when I start writing I do not think it's funny and I'd rather leave it for another time. Ale
gentlemen, moving.

Sunday, June 21, 2009

Wiring Diagrams For Wheelchair




One of the worst afflictions that can plague us hard during the middle of our life is having to endure one of these bastards (sorry, Mom) under the same roof. While some (least) become good friends, confidants, and the end of the loved ones that educate the vast majority becomes a paradigmatic example of the decline of the world. The big topic of "children growing freak before" becomes flesh and bone in girls of thirteen years they have time doing what you started to do at sixteen (not all, just as wrong and typical of the age of turkey). This includes but not limited to:
· Drink. Everyone knows that one of the foundations of being cool, mature and higher alcohol intake in a dose liver unfriendly to you and which still is missing three or four years to bear, and at least five so you can buy legally (nothing happens, the loser turns 18, I will buy it gladly in exchange for your virginity). The limit is obvious: do not stop drinking until you know you'll regret in the future (this extends to other areas) to have to clean vomit stains and red vodka that shirt you wore yesterday.
· Exit at night. Although this makes me feel old When I started out I simply go to homes of friends to play playing for hours or watch Japanese cartoon movie. Now that's what you tell your parents that you're doing while you go to the firing of your people or your local rock semi-dressed in a top and a denim miniskirt superalamoda (2004 Alginet reached in 2009, are now beginning into fashion and Palestinian), in order that the Ruiz Llopis the future scholars and many other sciences of the plate and painting the brick and cement are set in what they call tits.
· Listening music inevitable following a criterion to select: hear only what your brother can not wait more than break your face, or at least that of which that within a couple of months will say a couple of MONTHS listened ESO JAJA JAJA THAT WERE PAVAS. Gitaneos accepted several , gitaneos various electronic shit mixed with , the last song has become fashionable in ringtones download ads and some others.
· use internet in the most reckless possible: photos of you in panties associated with your name in quite respectable web , messenger conversations with guys in 5 years you've known you in a crappy chat and phrases based on hi bat wapo (L): $ fotologs updates with dates that do not matter to anyone, etc.
· In general, make life miserable your parents, siblings and extended family, doing everything but tell you to do, getting into the bathroom for hours, ruining things that are not yours when possible, and shit now.

I wrote this with no intention of making you laugh, I just want you solidaricéis with me, and understand and will respond to the desire I have to crack his face to my sister after you have made Something with my new laptop I've paid me so had to restore to 3 days, losing several programs, and obviously after having told you 3 times not to use my PC without my PERSMISO. Damn bitch.