Thursday, September 9, 2010

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The pseudofotógrafas


In recent years, a word is transmitted directly from the mouths of our grandmothers to our own, skipping a generation (such as baldness or the twins, perhaps worse than both together): the modernor . In this world where every god is more or less modern, is a subspecies that irks me in particular: the pseudofotógrafas.

all know someone. In fact, we all know at least five. Are girls (boys learn to play guitar) between 16 and 23 years after understanding that some images of everyday life are too sublime to appreciate others (there is nothing more beautiful than the talk of your friends) decided to buy a camera to capture everything that had to teach the world.

Most want an SLR, which is basically an expensive camera that can focus manually, but most times in automatic fire (which, if someone come after me, is contrary to need a reflex). His parents, still disappointed with his son, who only knows how to play Smells like teen spirit with guitar and amp kit that gave him two Christmases ago, may reject our poor friend buy it and finish with a ordinary digital camera ( Fortunately or unfortunately, this did not slow down, be a bad photographer is not inherent in its class), or perhaps accept once again be the innocent patrons of adolescent creativity of their children.

technological finesse Once you have your hand, make a photo finish. After going to take pictures to your garden (terrace, where you do not have), the friends who offered (and are left to paint a lot of hills) and the hiding place to mourn. Once you are at home with the memory card full of art comes into play, the true creative process, the most important of all photographic activity. The PHOTOSHOP.

Although many say they do not use it (lie) and / or those unable to use it (truth), do not despise their knowledge. With what little they have taught her new friends from flickr, a photo can become as mediocre as this a personal view of the need to overcome this shame as or even a revelation written in Helvetica as that heads this post.

already completed the process, up to shift network and label all its Superfriends to celebrate together once more the art and beauty that are invisible to the eye. Four or five months later, events will offer its fotoservicios tuenti where in exchange for money, you only get people without money to buy an SLR and take the photos themselves. Hopefully, get bored of all this crap a few years and without it, little by little will deserve the title of "photographer" who has put in their photos from their inception in 2004, but people only call to make photos while they hit the party. A further demonstration that our society is increasingly using the eyes and under the criteria. a hug.

Friday, May 28, 2010

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There are two types of people who rant against



a) People who can not go more than half a frame at a time and has no reason to see it being physical or chemical paco men, big brother, and so on. They argue that the series is crap, when in fact they have only seen a chapter loose in the middle of the second season and that the flashbacks did not have the high contrast dizzy because they did not know what was happening and what is not. Change channels, put no tits no paradise and that was all his experience on "Lost." When you hear your friends talk about it, just say it's a striped / shit and try to change the subject.

b) People who did not start to see it from the beginning, and as a fashionable and cool to hate what becomes popular, you shit on her. Also have seen a chapter loose, and although these people is usually a bit more clever than the last, you know in your deepest inside the show would have caught if had they begun to see for themselves before the boom. When friends talk about the issue, try to use arguments like an island tonticos TRAVEL THROUGH TIME BLASTING pffffff MADRE MIA WILL NOT STOP THE PREGNANT GOOD AND EVIL WILL SHIT. Are the same kind of people that if I told Matrix, say AH AHAM MACHINES THAT WELL WE MU RICO CONTROLLING THE ARGUMENT.

sad thing is that both groups brag about it quite Mongols when everything is in your soul is poisonous, so I have a message for them / you:

Group a) These people do not read blogs in your life so write me cago en ná.

Group b) Lost is cool. Try not to let yourselves be influenced by all the hype that has been assembled, I say that I have shit on celebrities and other series I liked, so from my subjectivity, I can swear I'm pretty objective. It is true that 60% of the grace of Lost was to see her every day, not knowing what would happen, in exploring the world to see her, but all in all, it is good television work has won jampazos of prizes and shit. Give him a chance, and if you follow cerrándoos in band, for the love of God, stop saying it sucks, because then you englobaré directly in group A.